It is almost the July 4th weekend. Independence Day. The day when we in the United States celebrate our ancestors' courage in taking those steps away from monarchy and towards liberty and democracy. It's also going to be a scorcher. It's hot outside. You know what helps with that? Beer. Beer, drunk down in enormous gulps straight from the cold bottle, dripping with condensation. But how you gonna open that beer, baby? Here's how. With one of these delightful openers. Drink up, America. Drink up for freedom.
Crack Your Brewskis in Style With These Bitchin' Bottle Openers
How about another beer? Come on, just one more. Here, use this to open it. Yeah, it IS a pretty bottle opener, isn't it?
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Yes, it is a bit silly to spend $48 on a bottle opener. But then again, you're probably drunk right now, and that's a great excuse to buy wasteful things you don't need. Like this Hex bottle opener. Go for it. Photo: Naoya Fujishiro
