Hasbro, Your Magic: The Gathering Movie Is Murdering My Childhood

So, there's a movie in the works about Magic: The Gathering. This seems like a really bad idea and Angry Nerd doesn't even know what to say other than this: blame Hasbro. After seeing what the company did turning Transformers and G.I. Joe into major movie franchises, he has little hope for a great Magic movie. He does, however, have an idea for what Hollywood could do to make a compelling movie based on the card game. And no, it's not a riveting tale of complex play mechanics.