Thanks to the success of the band Harry and the Potters, which just completed a US tour, there are now more than 200 wizard rock outfits. Muggles beware: Their lyrics (sampled below) cast a powerful spell.
"'Cause we see you for what you really are / Stupid little dork with a stupid dorky scar / And it's OK / It's really great / Cause I hate you / And so does Snape." — " Potions Yesterday," Draco and the Malfoys
"I got a wand in my hand and a glock on my hip, / When I roll into your town gonna have to change clips. / Cause I'm dropping death eaters like Fawkes drops ashes, / All the ladies turn their heads when I'm walking to my classes." — " Just Don't Stop," The Mudbloods
Listen: "Draco and the Malfoys"
Related Links:
Dobby and the House Elves (The Knight Bus) The Mudbloods (Just Don't Stop) Our New Celebrity (Curtains Suck) The Parselmouths (Myrtle's Always There) The Moaning Myrtles (Don't Throw That Book at Me)
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