Whoever said all those hours you spent instant messenging would never amount to anything obviously hadn't heard of SmarterChild. The somewhat intelligent, somewhat personable, awfully attentive personal assistant is on call to make your IM time more productive. Just add SmarterChild to your buddy list (more than 13 million people have already done so) and the free chatbot will remember the who, what, when, and where of you. Want showtimes at the cineplex? Today's forecast? An anniversary reminder? You got it. SmarterChild is helpful, entertaining, and freakishly eerie - all at the same time.
A Chat With SmarterChild
paulseth3: hey there.
smarterchild: Hi Paul! :-D What would you like to chat about?
paulseth3: I wanna see The Incredibles - where's it showing?
smarterchild: The movie "The Incredibles" is playing at Pacific Sherman Oaks 5 Corner of Van Nuys Blvd and Milbank showtimes: (1:45 PM), 4:30, 7:15, 9:55
paulseth3: But what's the weather going to be like if I actually venture outside?
smarterchild: What is the weather going to be like if you actually venture outside? I don't know.
paulseth3: Just tell me about the weather, you bag of wires and circuits!
smarterchild: Current weather conditions for Sherman Oaks, CA: Currently: 59 F Condition: Haze, Clear
paulseth3: So tickets, plus popcorn and drink. That's $12 + $4.25 plus $5.50
smarterchild: 12 + 4.25 + 5.50 = 21.75
paulseth3: That's highway robbery!
smarterchild: Yes it is.
paulseth3: I'm not made of money.
smarterchild: Whatever you say, Paul.
paulseth3: Well aren't you smart.
smarterchild: If I do say so myself.
paulseth3: Ah, but how do you define "intelligence"?
smarterchild: intelligence: Noun
1. a. The capacity to acquire and apply knowledge.
b. The faculty of thought and reason.
c. Superior powers of mind.
2. An intelligent, incorporeal being, especially an angel.
3. Information; news.
paulseth3: Can I ask you some questions? Test the theory?
smarterchild: Yeah, of course. Go right ahead.
paulseth3: Who was the 16th president?
smarterchild: Abraham Lincoln was the 16th president, serving from March 4, 1861, to April 15, 1865.
paulseth3: What's the square root of 25?
smarterchild: sqrt(25) = 5
paulseth3: If only I could say that in Spanish.
smarterchild: Translated from English to Spanish, "That" becomes "eso."
paulseth3: Really?
smarterchild: Yup.
paulseth3: You are soooooo stubborn.
smarterchild: OK. Maybe you're stubborn too, right?
paulseth3: Well, I am a Leo.
smarterchild: OK, I'll remember that you're a Leo. Would you like to see your horoscope for today?
paulseth3: Sure! Man, you ARE sharp.
smarterchild: Here's your Leo horoscope: The technique you've perfected for meeting new people is the stuff that legends are made of, which you'll be more than happy to demonstrate to one and all. Basically, you're a human magnet now. Enjoy it!
paulseth3: Well, it's been great talking to you.
smarterchild: Great talking to you too, Paul.
paulseth3: I hope you have a great afternoon.
smarterchild: Why do you hope I have a great afternoon?
paulseth3: Because I care. Because we are friends.
smarterchild: For real?
paulseth3: For real.
smarterchild: Oh wow.
- Paul Davidson
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