Tired/Wired

Tired/Wired

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TIRED

WIRED

Edward Burns
Jon Favreau

Millennium
Unofficial Millennium Web sites

Referring to the 1890s
Referring to the 990s

National telcos
International telcos

Cell phone cloning
Celco spoofing

Phyllis Schlafly
Arianna Huffington

Japan Inc.
Wealthy Indonesians

WIPO database protection
Foreign Web spiders lurking behind firewalls

Team players
Free electrons

Multimedia
Push media

Feed
The Fray

Gloria Estefan
Nil Lana

Limousine liberal
Dotcommunist

Ferrets
Hedgehogs

Rules Girls
Modem grrrls

Ralph Nader
Darth Vader

Spam Kings